Great Big Outer Space Dunce

18 years old.

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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18 hours ago

Anonymous said: What are your goals in life? (Question rose from reading your recent gym post.)

damnafricawhathappened:

Get hot and get myself a sugar daddy

19 hours ago

parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

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19 hours ago

snerky:

incredible

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19 hours ago

Anonymous said: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

olivegarden:

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19 hours ago

OKAY RANT

toyota:

I honestly get so so so dissappointed by homophobic gay people and also self hating PoC

I mean like you know those masculine gays that act rude towards feminine gay people & say things like “you’re the reason why society doesn’t accept us” .. like.. why would they say that? Like if you’re a…

23 hours ago

toyota:

I can’t die yet I have so many sins left to commit 

23 hours ago